so explain again why im purple
no
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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