yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
just found out that she named her cat after me.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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