But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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