I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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