just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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