i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Two words: nipple clamps
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