like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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