hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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