Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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