I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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