so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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