very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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