i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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