I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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