i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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