What a fucking waste of an outfit
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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