Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
The Olympian is in my bed
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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