In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
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