To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
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