We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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