when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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