windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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