He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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