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Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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