I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You made out with two different species that night
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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