That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
pray to the hookup gods
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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