I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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