He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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