You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Never underestimate the power of titties
Just puked most of my soul out..
Randomize
