Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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