Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
