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Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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