you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Randomize
