Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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