On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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