How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
The Olympian is in my bed
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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