I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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