I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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