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someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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