Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Randomize
