my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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