I just made out with a guy for $7.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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