his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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