I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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