that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
