we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
NoShamevember. You game?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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