i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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