Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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