it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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