We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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