idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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