Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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