Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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